I like what this Army officer had to say about sexual harassment in the military.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Empty arena edit of Oblivion
Why did I even make this I keep listening to it and crying
I pressed play like “oh, yeah, this should be good” and then it started and now I’m just like
Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep
i pressed play and three seconds later turned it off going “nope i woke up 10 minutes ago not ready no”
this is so beautiful why you do this to me
i was like nah music cant make me cry but this.
This is different
I’m supposed to be getting ready for work, but I think I’ll lie in bed and cry for a bit instead…
He had it coming, he had it coming, he only had himself to blame