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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)

  • Track Name

    Oblivion (empty arena edit)

  • Artist

    Bastille

gardenscene:

thetrianglefever:

thestormofbastille:

obsession-it-eats-me-whole:

bastillified:

smiffmas:

bastillestorm:

dan-fucking-smith:

dan-fucking-smith:

Empty arena edit of Oblivion

Why did I even make this I keep listening to it and crying

I pressed play like “oh, yeah, this should be good” and then it started and now I’m just like

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Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep

i pressed play and three seconds later turned it off going “nope i woke up 10 minutes ago not ready no”

It’s beautiful 

this is so beautiful why you do this to me

i was like nah music cant make me cry but this.

This is different

I’m supposed to be getting ready for work, but I think I’ll lie in bed and cry for a bit instead…

(Source: ashtonfthood)

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